I should prolly use the sleep...

So the past three days it's been 108 degrees and we have nooo air-conditioning! So naturally as easy as it is to sleep In Such weather I'm taking time away from the abundant amount of sleep I get to throw jiberish at my keyboard! > your welcome. Not that anyone reads these but I figure it's the internet! What's one more ridiculous jumble of words? Cause tired, bored, hyper philosofish can be entertaining! Or so I've heard anyway. The human brain is an intriguing idea. A kid in the class I help with on Sundays decided he wanted to change his name to jack Daniels... He's three, so of course me and my friends first and only reaction was oookk jacky! Snack time!
oh hello there mr spider,
I see you've found your way onto my bed frame... Isn't that nice
oh look at that...  You came closer...
what's that Judith? Spiders don't talk?
thats no what mr spider said.
oh yes mr spider by all means charge at my foot.
scuse me a sec mr spider as I throw myself out my window.
yes you are quite frightening why do you ask?
well fine then! Leave me!
no no really. Go. It's ok go
whats that Judith? I'm not funny? Shadduppp
so according to sassy catman I'm tangential, well the female gender but me specifically... I mean pshh is tangential even a word?! These are the questions one must ask! Just cause squirrels happen to be higher on my priority list than finishing a sentence does not make me tang- oh look pencils. Could be para para paradice! It could be PARA PARA PARADIIICEEEEE!!! Ok geniuses a man builds a house in the shape of a rectangle, and all the walls are facing south. A bear walks by what color is the bear? Huh gawd Judith what?! White? Damnit Judith quite being such a rabid peacock. So the other day me and my friend were walking in the mall and there was this sudden loud noise. Now anyone who knows me knows I don't respond well to loud sudden noises and I jumped and turned around and in an effort to play it off I simply said well hello in a surprised voice. To which a man walking past us responded with hello! You sir, are my favorite person ever.
on this same day we also went to get grocers for dinner and me my friend and my dad had stopped in the middle of the store to quarrel about whether we would get salsa or hummus. And as we were leaving the store a woman walked up to us and asked "so which was it?" And we were all what? And she said "salsa or hummus?" It is these people that restore my faith in humanity. Them Orson Scott Card and c.s. Lewis. Now before I destroy to many bright young minds I should probably re limit my thoughts to specifically inside this puzzle of a thing we call a mind! Huh what's that Judith? I'm still not funny? Being a bit bold today aren't we, well, since your feeling so brave you can hold your own hand at the movie theaters! Ahhh my writing has such structure and sense. ExCeLsIoR